God first yo. My thoughts are stars I can't fathom into constellations. I live the poetry I can't write. In love with the fictional character Augustus Waters. Erin Noelle. 18.

kittensassandvodka:

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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Hahahahahah

these-times-shall-pass:

click for relatable on your dash!
  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
pjcalamity:

I haven’t laughed so hard in forever.
lancecharleson:

joeywaggoner:

squigglydigg:

smokingladiesman submitted:

Disney’s tribute to Robin Williams at the end of Aladdin. 

That’s… actually really beautiful.  Well done, Disney.

I actually watched Aladdin on Disney Channel a few days ago and not only did they show this image at the end of the film but they showed the entire movie completely commercial free. That’s how much they appreciated him.
Well done Disney, well done.

Now that’s some grade A respect from Disney right there.

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell

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amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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aconsultingwarlock:

itsajensenthing:

starlit-notes:

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

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aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

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